Figuratively, Objection.

knifefarty: if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:54:52 -0400

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

nishlo: nishlo: CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT DETAILS ARE SKETCHY

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:54:17 -0400

nishlo:

nishlo:

CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT

DETAILS ARE SKETCHY

homleschapel: summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:53:00 -0400

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

laugh-addict: family events

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:51:25 -0400

laugh-addict:

family events

angeldictator: Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:51:13 -0400

angeldictator:

Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.

unclefather: things people have yelled in a bath and body works store: “what the fuck is...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:08:48 -0400

unclefather:

things people have yelled in a bath and body works store:

“what the fuck is a eucalyptus”

“this smells like my grandma”

“what the fuck does “wood” smell like”

“this is bullshit i’m going home”

emasturbating: foodnun: mynamekyle: Do you guys remember the...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:07:23 -0400

emasturbating:

foodnun:

mynamekyle:

Do you guys remember the time I was a senior in high school and had to create a commercial for my economics class and so I produced this and showed it to the class and nobody laughed except for me but I still got an A and my teacher kept the DVD to show to his classes every year?

Because I do.

iconic

I showed this to my friends at school and they won’t start quoting it.

Photo

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:05:59 -0400

vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut: When I die do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:03:46 -0400

vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut:

When I die do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes

bookthief: maybenotboring: #the russian method of punishment...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:02:19 -0400

bookthief:

maybenotboring:

#the russian method of punishment was just to send you to worse russia

#friends don’t let friends invade russia

lokidindeed: i-deduce-youre-a-bitch: YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:49:53 -0400

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish

shadesilverwing: “_ liked your post” “_ reblogged your post”

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:15:06 -0400

shadesilverwing:

“_____ liked your post”

“_____ reblogged your post”

Photo

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:14:54 -0400

diamondtwink: My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:57:19 -0400

diamondtwink:

My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

pizza: uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:48:25 -0400

pizza:

*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*

aloh4mor4: boygrimlark: scout-ebubbles: docot: freddybenson: leovaldezstyle: freddybenson: A ...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:42:32 -0400

aloh4mor4:

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

F

andrewpauldost: i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:42:09 -0400

andrewpauldost:

i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza

daedric-cat: immortalbears: diaphanee: Abandoned Rail Bridge,...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:35:05 -0400

daedric-cat:

immortalbears:

diaphanee:

Abandoned Rail Bridge, Japan.

i’m just really curious

is there anybody else who takes the rail tracks out of its mechanical context and started re-imagining it into some mythical sort of road

or is it just me

I like doing the same

thefrogman: I am a team player.

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:34:54 -0400

thefrogman:

I am a team player.

paintdoktahwho: welp

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:33:22 -0400

paintdoktahwho:

welp

Figuratively, Objection.

knifefarty: if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

nishlo: nishlo: CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT DETAILS ARE SKETCHY

homleschapel: summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of...

laugh-addict: family events

angeldictator: Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they...

unclefather: things people have yelled in a bath and body works store: “what the fuck is...

emasturbating: foodnun: mynamekyle: Do you guys remember the...

Photo

vaspim1fag9392bitch383slut: When I die do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes

bookthief: maybenotboring: #the russian method of punishment...

lokidindeed: i-deduce-youre-a-bitch: YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN...

shadesilverwing: “_____ liked your post” “_____ reblogged your post”

Photo

diamondtwink: My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t

pizza: *uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*

aloh4mor4: boygrimlark: scout-ebubbles: docot: freddybenson: leovaldezstyle: freddybenson: A ...

andrewpauldost: i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do...

daedric-cat: immortalbears: diaphanee: Abandoned Rail Bridge,...

thefrogman: I am a team player.

paintdoktahwho: welp

shadesilverwing: “_ liked your post” “_ reblogged your post”

pizza: uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin