Figuratively, Objection.

finmeister:

MY MOM JUST GOT OUT HER BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND FOUND OUT SHES BEEN SPELLING HER NAME WRONG FOR 49 YEARS

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bacconwizard:

slenclerman:

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Spaghettihos u rope

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ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

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fastluv:

it’s so strange that autumn is so beautiful

but everything is really dying

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dampsandwich:

vagisodium:

dampsandwich:

im not 21 please dont say the A word around me.

anchovies

great im going to be grounded now i hope your happy

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sithlordtennant:

For every reblog this gets, I will murder one of my classmates and carve your url into their spine. 

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fattynunchucks: anus: im not your average girl yet another unrealistic standard for women

fattynunchucks:

anus:

im not your average girl

yet another unrealistic standard for women

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unabating: go away i dont want to talk to you

unabating:

go away i dont want to talk to you

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one-hamburger:

Yeah the sun is hot, but have you ever stopped to think about its personality

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thosebowleggedhunters: niknak79: Home cinema you are the future

thosebowleggedhunters:

niknak79:

Home cinema

you are the future

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rabioheab:

grandpa tell us some of your old battle stories from your internet fights

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braydaaan: cup s0ng ladies n gentz

braydaaan:

cup s0ng ladies n gentz

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